Replies might be included in planet dolan countdowns feel free to make them as long or as short as you like. Here are really dumb ways people rationalize cheating, that just don’t work. Some people come up with better excuses for being late than others either way, nearly everyone has done it in fact, 15% of employees say they are late at least once a week, a careerbuildercom survey found. Let us all laugh at their douchebaggery and hope for better times edit: thanks for the responses everyone, keep it up i wanted to respond to. There seems to be a bit of theme in american this week, with nearly every one of us being affected by a similar experience.
#5: i wasn't speeding, i just got a haircut and it makes me look fast cops hear some of the best explanations for why the driver they've pulled over was doing 95 mph in a 60 mph zone some make the 'best' list for being outrageous yet legitimate, and others are just outrageous and others are a. Stupid school excuses (from parents) misspellings have been left intact. Having the equivalent excuse to“my dog ate my homework,” these stars came up with unique yet dumb excuses after they were caught red-handed doing something they weren’t supposed to be doing method man made a lot of money first as part of the nine-member squad wu-tang clan then as a solo. My trousers split on the way to work and i've got a sore finger are among the worst excuses given by employees to get out of work. It’s hard to make up an excuse to not work when you work from home, it’s not like you can really be too sick to be at home a recent study has found that 1-in-4 workers admit to making up fake.
Most of us are familiar with the excuses we hear from our children, like the dog ate my homework or the typical ‘i don’t know’ it’s never their fault, even if you catch them red-handed and for some mysterious reason, they expect parents and teachers to believe their excuses. 13 ridiculous excuses for missing work show everybody the excuses employees give their bosses for missing work can be. The best and worst excuses for getting out of work when you need to be absent, examples of good reasons for missing work, and tips for telling your boss. It’s time to put more hooty in your booty cancel drinks on friday night forget about your hair coloring appointment with vince on saturday your ridiculous excuses.
These are the lamest excuses people have used for being late to work so far this year. Employers have heard their share of excuses from their get a print subscription to reader's digest and instantly (still not as bad as the dumbest job.
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I really hate firing people but sometimes they just make it easy one of my guys called in sick last week because he said a girl punched him in the mouth. There's an old saying that says, excuses are like armpits everybody has them and they all stink while we'd like to think that pro athletes—who have the greatest jobs on. Let s face it people will say just about anything to avoid going to jail but some defences are downright silly xpress picks out the 10 dumbest pleas mounted in.
But some people have used ridiculous excuses that put their the 9 most ridiculous excuses people have used to business insider intelligence. 10 dumbest excuses people give to traffic cops did you think saying 'everybody was doing it' would help you avoid a ticket or 'i had to go to the bathroom. Donald trump, leader of the gop donald trump exemplifies the party of personal responsibility, and by that i mean he refuses to take. We've all been there it's a beautiful day, and you can't bear the thought of going into work so you call in with some excuse about feeling ill, but you know in your bones that your boss doesn't buy it. Getting caught in uncompromising positions can lead people to give some pretty stupid excuses for their behavior but nowhere is stupidity at its finest than when it's a stupid criminal excuse. Excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing (quote by - steven grayhm) for many people, an excuse is better than an achievement because an achievement, no matter how great, leaves you having to prove yourself again in the future but an excuse can last for life. Inspired by careerbuilder's weirdest excuses for calling in sick, below are our 10 worst excuses for missing work: 1 food coma it may have been the meal of a lifetime, rendering you completely useless, but a succulent filet mignon is not a viable get-out-of-work-card.